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102 Humor Quotes

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

W. Somerset Maugham Quotes

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He who laughs, lasts.

John Powell Quotes

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That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

Horace Walpole Quotes

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Nobody ever died of laughter.

Max Beerbohm Quotes

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Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.

Walt Kelly Quotes

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I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

James Gibbons Quotes

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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Roman Gary Quotes

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Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Clive James Quotes

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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. - Inward Ho.

Christopher Morley Quotes

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The seal went into the restaurant and was asked by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club on the rocks. He replied no thank you.

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The seal went into the restaurant and was asked by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club on the rocks. He replied no thank you.

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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Mary Pettibone Poole Quotes

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My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Helen Giangregorio Quotes

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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Lyn Karol Quotes

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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Fredrich Quotes

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I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

Peter Jennings Quotes

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The British tourist was asked what he thought of the Grand Canyon.. and wrote back 'gorge-ous'.

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The British tourist was asked what he thought of the Grand Canyon.. and wrote back 'gorge-ous'.

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Horace Walpole Quotes

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The gods too are fond of a joke.

Bertolt Brecht Quotes

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Bob Edwards Quotes

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Edward de Bono Quotes

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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles Quotes

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Victor Borge Quotes

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