Husbands Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

20 Husbands Quotes
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“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.”
Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes
“No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.”
Elsa Einstein Quotes
“Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.”
Angelina Jolie Quotes
“It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes”
Honore de Balzac Quotes
“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”
Cher Quotes
“It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.”
Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes
“A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
Helen Rowland Quotes
“Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.”
Mary Buckley Quotes
“You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.”
Charleszetta Waddles Quotes
“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes
“There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.”
Adela Rogers St. Johns Quotes
“Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.”
Lynn Caine Quotes
“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.”
Molly McGee Quotes
“My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.”
Kin Hubbard Quotes
“"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."”
P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.”
Elinor Glyn Quotes
“Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.”
Rose Pastor Stokes Quotes
“His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!”
Queen Victoria Quotes
“The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.”
Oscar Wilde Quotes