The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx Quotes

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I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes

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No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.

Elsa Einstein Quotes

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Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.

Angelina Jolie Quotes

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It's a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won't trust him to wash the dishes

Honore de Balzac Quotes

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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Cher Quotes

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It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.

Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes

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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland Quotes

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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Mary Buckley Quotes

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You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

Charleszetta Waddles Quotes

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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

Adela Rogers St. Johns Quotes

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Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.

Lynn Caine Quotes

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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

Molly McGee Quotes

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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

Kin Hubbard Quotes

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"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."

P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

Elinor Glyn Quotes

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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.

Rose Pastor Stokes Quotes

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His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!

Queen Victoria Quotes

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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

Oscar Wilde Quotes

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