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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Thomas Aquinas Quotes

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You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

Abe Burrows Quotes

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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

Dolly Parton Quotes

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

Robert Frost Quotes

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

George Orwell Quotes

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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Stephen Wright Quotes

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A joke is a very serious thing

Winston Churchill Quotes

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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

H. G. Wells Quotes

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Even the gods love jokes

Plato Quotes

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell Quotes

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"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."

Beth Henley Quotes

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A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot Quotes

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I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

Charlie Chaplin Quotes

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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Alan Coren Quotes

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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

Isaac Asimov Quotes

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

David Ogilvy Quotes

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The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Orlando A. Battista Quotes

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Groucho Marx Quotes

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