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“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”
Robert Frost Quotes |
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“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded”
George Orwell Quotes |
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“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.”
Stephen Wright Quotes |
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“A joke is a very serious thing”
Winston Churchill Quotes |
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“The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.”
H. G. Wells Quotes |
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“Even the gods love jokes”
Plato Quotes |
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“I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.”
Dolly Parton Quotes |
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“Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
George Orwell Quotes |
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“"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."”
Beth Henley Quotes |
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“A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.”
George Eliot Quotes |
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“I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.”
Charlie Chaplin Quotes |
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“A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.”
Alan Coren Quotes |
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“It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.”
Thomas Aquinas Quotes |
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“You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.”
Abe Burrows Quotes |
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“Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.”
Isaac Asimov Quotes |
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“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
David Ogilvy Quotes |
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“The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.”
Orlando A. Battista Quotes |
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“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
Groucho Marx Quotes |
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