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Jokes Quotes
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"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."
Author: Beth Henley
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A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Author: George Eliot
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I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Author: Charlie Chaplin
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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
Author: Alan Coren
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
Author: Thomas Aquinas
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You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
Author: Abe Burrows
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
Author: Isaac Asimov
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Author: David Ogilvy
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The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
Author: Orlando A. Battista
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Author: Groucho Marx
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