Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein
Quotes
|
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Joanne Woodward
Quotes
|
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
Quotes
|
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron
Quotes
|
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
Gary Smalley
Quotes
|
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.
Bill Cosby
Quotes , Source: Love and Marriage
|
However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart and nerve and fiber, does not exist, since there is no divorce from memory.
Virgilia Peterson
Quotes
|
|
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Carrie P. Snow
Quotes
|
People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
Quotes
|
|
|
|
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Oscar Wilde
Quotes
|
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde
Quotes
|
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life
Aphra Behn
Quotes
|
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Helen Rowland
Quotes
|
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
Quotes
|
Experience, though non auctoritee
Were in this world, is right ynough to me
To speke of wo that is in mariage. . . .
Geoffrey Chaucer
Quotes , Source: Canterbury Tales--The Wife of Bath's Prologue
|
Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit.
Geoffrey Chaucer
Quotes , Source: Canterbury Tales--The Wife of Bath's Prologue
|
|
Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.
Bill Cosby
Quotes , Source: Love and Marriage
|
What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will
take care of that.
George Bernard Shaw
Quotes , Source: Getting Married
|
Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the
chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the
whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the
argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in?
If he is not, why pretend that he is?
George Bernard Shaw
Quotes , Source: Man and Superman
|
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw
Quotes , Source: Man and Superman--Maxims for Revolutionists
|
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
George Bernard Shaw
Quotes , Source: Man and Superman--Maxims for Revolutionists
|
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
Quotes , Source: quoted in the New York "Times"
|
