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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Author: Tommy Manville
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.
Author: Mignon Mclaughlin
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli
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Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage?
Author: Emma Goldman
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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Author: Lee Grant
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
Author: George Levinger
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Author: Jean Rostand
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Author: Helen Rowland
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Author: Judith Viorst
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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Author: James H. Boren
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Author: Billy Connolly
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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Author: Sydney J. Harris
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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Author: Paul Hornung
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Author: H. L. Mencken
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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
Author: H. L. Mencken
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Author: Marilyn Monroe
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Author: Prince Philip
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Author: Mae West
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I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli
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Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
Author: Washington Irving
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Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
Author: William Somerset Maugham
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Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
Author: Oscar Wilde
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Author: Joey Adams
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Author: H. L. Mencken
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