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87 Marriage Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Geoffrey Chaucer Quotes , Source: Canterbury Tales--The Wife of Bath's Prologue

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The heart of marriage is memories.

Bill Cosby Quotes , Source: Love and Marriage

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Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully.

Bill Cosby Quotes , Source: Love and Marriage

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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Source: Man and Superman--Maxims for Revolutionists

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Source: Man and Superman--Maxims for Revolutionists

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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Gloria Swanson Quotes , Source: quoted in the New York "Times"

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The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

Gloria Swanson Quotes , Source: quoted in the New York "Times"

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I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Mahatma Gandhi Quotes

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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Joseph Barth Quotes

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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again.

Judith Viorst Quotes

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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Helen Rowland Quotes

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Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Andrew Jackson Quotes

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A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.

Ivern Ball Quotes

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner Quotes

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Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.

Alexis Dupuy Quotes

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It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

Herbert Samuel Quotes

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The homegrown tomato is best (in reference to choosing a marriage partner).

Ross Lockridge Quotes

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

Max Kauffman Quotes

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Doug Larson Quotes

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Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Beverley Nichols Quotes

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner Quotes

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Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Herbert Spencer Quotes

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Barbra Streisand Quotes

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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Peter De Vries Quotes

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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

Thornton Wilder Quotes

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