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87 Marriage Quotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henry Youngman Quotes

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A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Andre Maurois Quotes

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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

Peter De Vries Quotes

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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

Sydney Smith Quotes

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Josh Billings Quotes

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Evelyn Hendrickson Quotes

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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull Quotes

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Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

George Jessel Quotes

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes

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A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, too the time is coming when there will no longer be one standard of morality for poetry and another for life. To anyone tender of conscience, the ties formed by a free connection are stronger than the legal ones.

Ellen Key Quotes

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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Tommy Manville Quotes

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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.

Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

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Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage?

Emma Goldman Quotes

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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

Lee Grant Quotes

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

George Levinger Quotes

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland Quotes

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

George Bernard Shaw Quotes

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Judith Viorst Quotes

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

James H. Boren Quotes

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Billy Connolly Quotes

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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

Sydney J. Harris Quotes

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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Paul Hornung Quotes

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

H. L. Mencken Quotes

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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

H. L. Mencken Quotes

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe Quotes

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