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Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Author: Gloria Steinem
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Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Author: Wedding Toast
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Author: Clifton Fadiman
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Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?
Author: Margo Kaufman
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Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act.
Author: Jane Goodsell
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If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Author: Sacha Guitry
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A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
Author: Alphonse Karr
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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Author: Fran Lebowitz
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Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.
Author: Gloria Steinem
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Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Author: Benjamin Tillett
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God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
Author: Jenny Weber
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Author: Charlotte Whitton
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All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
Author: Giraudoux
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Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.
Author: Betty Friedan
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All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.
Author: Marge Piercy
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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -Rebecca West.
Author: Rebecca West
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Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.
Author: Timothy Leary
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Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes. -Clare Boothe Luce.
Author: Clare Boothe Luce
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And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
Author: John Ruge
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Author: John Barrymore
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Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
Author: Elliot Paul
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne
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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Author: Helen Rowland
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The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
Author: Edward Young
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
Author: Jonathan Swift
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When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.
Author: Gregory I
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In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark.
Author: Nicholson Baker
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We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it.".
Author: Sidney J. Harris
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There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the lives of others, Comes back into our own.
Author: Edwin Markham
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The mandate for equal opportunity doesn't dictate disregard for the differences in candidates' qualities and skills. There is no constitutional right to play ball. All there is a right to compete for it on equal terms.
Author: Tim Iii Ellis
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Author: Stella Benson
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Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in.
Author: Ted Cook
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The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.
Author: James G. Frazer
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What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.
Author: Clarissa Graves
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Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
Author: Marmontel Gretry
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Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, and joined in thy innocent glee.
Author: Margaret Courtney
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Author: Molly Mcgee
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Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Author: S. C. Hall
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There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.
Author: Johann Kaspar Lavater
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Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Author: Colette Dowling
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Whatever they may be in public life, whatever their relations with men, in their relations with women, all men are rapists and that's all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, their codes.
Author: Marilyn French
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Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.
Author: Emile Gaboriau
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He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.
Author: Nicolas Bentley
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I believe that the testing of the student's achievements in order to see if he meets some criterion held by the teacher, is directly contrary to the implications of therapy for significant learning.
Author: Carl Rogers
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Author: David Bissonette
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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
Author: Edward Dahlberg
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He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
Author: Thomas Fuller
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
Author: Dave Barry
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Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Author: Christian Dior
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