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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Author: Navaho Saying
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Author: Oliver Herford
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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
Author: Dave Barry
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark.
Author: Jilly Cooper
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I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
Author: Bette-jane Raphael
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The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. -Edna O'Brien.
Author: Edna O'brien
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Author: Oscar Wilde
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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
Author: Don Barthelme
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Author: Thomas B. Aldrich
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There has to be positive action that allows the most disadvantaged people to get their fair share of job opportunities.
Author: Paul Burton
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Equal opportunity is good, but special privilege is better.
Author: Anna Chennault
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She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.
Author: Anthony Delano
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We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
Author: Geraldine Ferraro
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In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.
Author: Croesus
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There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.
Author: Robert B. Fleming
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Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
Author: Basta
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It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.
Author: Eugenie Clark
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The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me, What if a man tries to be part of the home -- will the woman let him? I answer yes. Because then he becomes one of the children.
Author: Marguerite Duras
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Given the cultural barriers to intersex conversation, the amazing thing is that we would even expect women and men to have anything to say to each other for more than ten minutes at a stretch. The barriers are ancient -- perhaps rooted, as some paleontologist may soon discover, in the contrast between the occasional guttural utterances exchanged in male hunting bands and the extended discussions characteristic of female food-gathering groups.
Author: Barbara Ehrenreich
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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Author: Linda Festa
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Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.
Author: John Gray
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Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
Author: G. Stanely Hall
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The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
Author: Angela Carter
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Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.
Author: James Joyce
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Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
Author: Spanish Proverb
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Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close.
Author: William T. Davis
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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
Author: William Dean Howells
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The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.
Author: Leigh Hunt
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Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.
Author: Alexander Hamilton
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Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.
Author: Anita Brookner
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They talk about a woman's sphere, as though it had a limit. There's not a place in earth or heaven. There's not a task to mankind given... without a woman in it.
Author: Kate Field
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A small family is soon provided for.
Author: Marvin Kitman
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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Author: Anne Bradstreet
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Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".
Author: Mary Buckley
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Author: Poor Jimmy's Almanac
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Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
Author: Amy Bloom
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
Author: Madame De Rieux
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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Author: John Heywood
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
Author: Sam Kinison
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Author: F. M. Knowles
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Author: Pauline Thomason
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Author: Gloria Steinem
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The society of women is the element of good manners.
Author: Jonathan S. Haas
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Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Author: Laura Swenson
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
Author: Mae West
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They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Booth Luce.
Author: Clare Booth Luce
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If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher.
Author: Margaret Thatcher
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There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.
Author: Judith Anderson
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Author: Joseph Conrad
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