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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
Author: Clarence Darrow
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Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualities to men -- bring them softness, teach them how to cry. -Joan Baez.
Author: Joan Baez
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Author: Mark Twain
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Author: Elizabeth Arden
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Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe; but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so.
Author: Andrea Dworkin
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Author: S. T. Coleridge
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I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
Author: Lady Nancy Astor
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What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.
Author: Mary Mapes Dodge
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Author: Frederick Douglass
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A mother who is really a mother is never free.
Author: Honore De Balzac
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Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
Author: Lin Yü-tang
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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Author: Caecilius
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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
Author: Lenny Bruce
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Author: Honore De Balzac
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Author: Ogden Nash
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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
Author: H. L. Mencken
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A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Author: Fred Astaire
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Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
Author: Rubye Fields
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The legacy of women's war work is our present post-industrial employment structure. It was the war that created the demand for a technologically advanced, de-skilled, low-paid, non-unionized female workforce and paved the way for making part-time work the norm for married women now. A generation later, it was the daughters of wartime women workers who completed their mothers' campaign for equal pay.
Author: Linda Grant
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Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Author: Bible
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The government is becoming the family of last resort.
Author: Jerry Brown
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Author: English Proverb
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Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.
Author: Julie Burchill
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In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Author: Robert Briffault
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Author: Anouk Aimee
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Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.
Author: Susan B. Anthony
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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Author: Matt Groening
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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
Author: Anonymous
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Author: Anonymous
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Author: Anonymous
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Author: Anonymous
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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Author: Anonymous
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Author: Anonymous
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Author: Anonymous
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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
Author: Anonymous
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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Author: Anonymous
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Author: Anonymous
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
Author: Johnny Carson
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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Author: Anonymous
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
Author: Cher
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Author: Chekhov
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All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Author: Bob Dylan
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If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?
Author: Mary Astell
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