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Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.
Author: Francis Bacon
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Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].
Author: Bible
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
Author: Lenny Bruce
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Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
Author: Honore De Balzac
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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
Author: John Lennon
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Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
Author: Anonymous
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While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Author: Giovanni Boccaccio
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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
Author: Stephen Stills
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For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.
Author: Coty Perfume Ad
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I married beneath me. All women do.
Author: Cher
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Author: Marie Corelli
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Author: Brendan Francis
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Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.
Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
Author: Baudelaire
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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Author: Confucius
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Author: Mae West
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Author: Robert Frost
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The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
Author: Confucius
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Author: Socrates
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Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.
Author: Unknown
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