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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Author: Allen Ginsberg
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I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
Author: Edward Albee
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I never apologize!
Author: G. Bernard Shaw
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Life's to short for chess.
Author: Henry James Byron
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God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.
Author: Imamu Amiri Baraka
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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Author: Anonymous
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Author: Anonymous
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Author: Anonymous
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If I say to the moment: 'Stay now! You are so beautiful'!
Author: Goethe
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A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright
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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Author: H. G. Wells
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The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over.
Author: Aesop
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Cowards can never be moral.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi
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I wept as I remembered how often you and I had tired the sun with talking and sent him down the sky.
Author: Callimachus
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I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Author: Franklin P. Adams
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If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
Author: Herodotus
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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
Author: George Moore
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The Beatles exist apart from my Self. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or shirt that I once wore on occasion and until the end of my life people may see that shirt and mistake it for me.
Author: George Harrison
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And of course, the brain is not responsible for any of the sensations at all. The correct view is that the seat and source of sensation is the region of the heart. -Aristotle.
Author: Aristotle
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I said to Heart, 'How goes it?' Heart replied: 'Right as a Ribstone Pippin!'.
Author: Hilaire Bellock
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It has been a bitter mortification for me to digest the conclusion that the 'race is for the strong' and that I shall probably do little more but be content to admire the strides others made in science.
Author: Charles Darwin
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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.
Author: Galileo
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Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Author: W.c. Fields
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Author: Anonymous
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
Author: Anonymous
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Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Author: Anonymous
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Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
Author: Anonymous
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Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Author: Anonymous
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There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
Author: Anonymous
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Author: Anonymous
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Author: Anonymous
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
Author: Anonymous
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Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Author: Anonymous
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Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Author: Anonymous
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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Author: Anonymous
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Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Author: Anonymous
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Reality is good for you...in small doses.
Author: Anonymous
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Author: Anonymous
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Author: Anonymous
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Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.
Author: Anonymous
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
Author: Anonymous
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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Author: Anonymous
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
Author: Anonymous
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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
Author: Anonymous
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The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Author: Anonymous
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Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Author: Anonymous
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Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Author: Anonymous
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Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.
Author: Anonymous
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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Author: Anonymous
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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
Author: Anonymous
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