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Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Author: Anonymous
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Author: Anonymous
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Author: Anonymous
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People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
Author: Anonymous
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If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Author: Anonymous
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Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial.
Author: Anonymous
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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Author: Anonymous
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Author: Anonymous
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Author: Anonymous
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Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Author: Anonymous
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If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
Author: Anonymous
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Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Author: Anonymous
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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
Author: Anonymous
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Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Author: Anonymous
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They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
Author: Anonymous
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Author: Anonymous
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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
Author: Anonymous
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
Author: Anonymous
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What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
Author: Anonymous
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The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
Author: Anonymous
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Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Author: Anonymous
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Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
Author: Anonymous
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What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
Author: Anonymous
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Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Author: Anonymous
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The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
Author: Anonymous
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Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe! (Very wise is he that can know himself.).
Author: Chaucer
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Sleep is death without the consequence.
Author: Diana Quinn
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Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Author: Anonymous
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Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Author: Anonymous
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Author: Anonymous
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Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
Author: Anonymous
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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Author: Anonymous
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Author: Anonymous
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Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
Author: Anonymous
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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Author: Anonymous
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Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Author: Anonymous
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We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Author: Anonymous
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
Author: Anonymous
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The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Author: Anonymous
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You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.
Author: Anonymous
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
Author: Anonymous
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Author: Anonymous
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Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
Author: Anonymous
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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Author: Anonymous
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Author: Anonymous
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Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Author: Anonymous
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Who dares, wins.
Author: Anonymous
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The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge.
Author: Anonymous
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Author: Anonymous
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
Author: Anonymous
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