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“But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.”
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“The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.”
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“For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.”
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“Media: 99,99% of what happens is not on the news”
Loesje Quotes |
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“It’s hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news.”
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“We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.”
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“The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're paying for it, too.”
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“Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.”
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“. . . by evil report and good report . . .”
Bible Quotes Source: II Corinthians (ch. VI, v. 8)
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“As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far
country.”
Bible Quotes Source: Proverbs (ch. XXV, v. 25)
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“Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.”
John Dryden Quotes Source: Threnodia Augustalis (l. 49)
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“Where village statesmen talk'd with looks profound.
And news much older than their ale went round.”
Oliver Goldsmith Quotes Source: The Deserted Village (l. 223)
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“It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good
to be true.”
Matthew (Mathew) Henry Quotes Source: Commentaries (I Timothy, I, 15)
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“Stay a little and news will find you.”
George Herbert Quotes Source: Jacula Prudentum
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“What, what, what,
What's the news from Sway?
Sad news,
Bad news,
Comes by the cable; led
Through the Indian Ocean's bed,
Through the Persian Gulf, the Red
Sea, and the Med-”
George Thomas Lanigan Quotes Source: The Akhoond of Swat, written after seeing item "The Akhoond of Swat is dead" in London papers, Jan.
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“Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akhond of Swat?”
Edward Lear Quotes Source: The Akhond of Swat
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“News, news, news, my gossiping friends,
I have wonderful news to tell,
A lady by me her compliments sends;
And this is the news from Hell!”
Lord Lytton (Edward Robert Bulwer Lytton) ("Owen Meredith") Quotes Source: News
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“Ill news, madam,
Are swallow-winged, but what's good
Walks on crutches.”
Philip Massinger Quotes Source: Picture (act II, 1)
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“For evil news rides post, while good news baits.”
Philip Massinger Quotes Source: Picture (act II, 1)
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“He's gone, and who knows how may he report
Thy words by adding fuel to the flame?”
John Milton Quotes Source: Samson Agonistes (l. 1,350)
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“Prithee, friend,
Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear,
The good and the bad together: he's friends with Caesar,
In state of health, thou say'st, and thou say'st, free.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: Antony and Cleopatra (Cleopatra at II, v)
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“Ram thou fruitful tidings in mine ears,
That long time have been barren.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: Antony and Cleopatra (Cleopatra at II, V)
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“Though it be honest, it is never good
To bring bad news; give to a gracious message
An host of tongues, but let ill tidings tell
Themselves when they be felt.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: Antony and Cleopatra (Cleopatra at II, v)
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“(Celia:) Here come Monsieur Le Beau.
(Rosalind:) With his mouth full of news.
(Celia:) Which he will put on us as pigeons feed their young.
(Rosalind:) Then shall we be news-crammed.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: As You Like It (Celia & Rosalind at I, ii)
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“If't be summer news,
Smile to't before; if winterly, thou need'st
But keep that count'nance still.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: Cymbeline (Imogen at III, iv)
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