Nonsense Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

24 Nonsense Quotes
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“Pure love produces pure nonsense.”
Jonathan Klinger Quotes
“Nonsense and beauty have close connections.”
E. M. Forster Quotes
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
Dr. Seuss Quotes
“It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting!”
Agatha Christie Quotes
“Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited”
George Santayana Quotes
“A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men”
Willy Wonka Quotes
“Nonsense is to sense, as shade to light; it heightens effect”
Frederick Saunders Quotes
“Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance”
Aldous Huxley Quotes
“Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.”
Douglas Adams Quotes
“Benjamin Hardlysee decided to point it out to me.”
David Gay Quotes
“A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.”
Unknown Quotes
“A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.”
Unknown Quotes
“He killed the noble Mudjokivis. Of the skin he made him mittens, Made them with the fur side inside, Made them with the skin side outside. He, to get the warm side inside, Put the inside skin side outside; He, to get the cold side outside, Put the warm side fur side inside. That's why he put the fur side inside, Why he put the skin side outside, Why he turned them inside outside.”
Anonymous Quotes
Source: in Carolyn Wells "Parody Anthology", p. 120
“For blocks are better cleft with wedges, Tan tools of sharp or subtle edges, And dullest nonsense has been found By some to be the most profound.”
Samuel Butler (1) Quotes
Source: Pindaric Ode (IV, l. 82)
“'T was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.”
Lewis Carroll (pseudonym of Rev. Charles L. Dodgson) Quotes
Source: Through the Looking Glass (ch. I)
“To vanish nonsense with the charms of sound.”
Charles Churchill Quotes
Source: The Apology (l. 219)
“Mingle a little folly with your wisdom; a little nonsense now and then is pleasant. [Lat., Misce stultitiam consiliis brevem: Dulce est desipere in loco.]”
Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus) Quotes
Source: Carmina (IV, 12, 27)
“How pleasant to know Mr. Lear! Who has written such volumes of stuff! Some think him ill-tempered and queer, But a few think him pleasant enough.”
Edward Lear Quotes
Source: Lines to a Young Lady
“No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it solemnly.”
Michael Eyquen de Montaigne Quotes
Source: Essays (bk. III, ch. I)
“When Bryan O'Lynn had no shirt to put on, He took him a sheep skin to make him a' one. "With the skinny side out, and the wooly side in, 'Twill be warm and convanient," said Bryan O'Lynn.”
Old Song Quotes
Source: Old Irish Song
“There's a skin without and a skin within, A covering skin and a lining skin, But the skin within is the skin without Doubled and carried complete throughout.”
Old Song Quotes
Source: Old Irish Song
“From the Squirrel skin Marcosset Made some mittens for our hero. Mittens with the fur-side inside, With the fur-side next his fingers So's to keep the hand warm inside.”
Rev. George Augustus Strong (used pseudonym Marc Antony Henderson) Quotes
Source: Song of the Milgenwater, a parody of Hiawatha
“Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!”
Mark Twain (pseudonym of Samuel Langhorne Clemens) Quotes
Source: Punch, Brothers, Punch, used in "Literary Nightmare"
“A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does not mis-become a monarch.”
Horace Walpole Quotes
Source: Letter to Sir Horace Mann