| 31 Sex Quotes
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“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren Quotes |
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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”
Joanne Woodward Quotes |
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“Sex is an emotion in motion”
Mae West Quotes |
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen Quotes |
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“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
Victor Lownes Quotes |
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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
Woody Allen Quotes |
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin Quotes |
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal Quotes |
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“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”
Woody Allen Quotes |
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush Quotes |
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“sex is simple, love stings afterwards.”
Woody Allen Quotes |
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“Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.”
Mae West Quotes |
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“Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows”
John Callahan Quotes |
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”
Woody Allen Quotes |
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“What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.”
Ken Hammond Quotes |
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“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
Brendan Behan Quotes |
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“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”
Bertrand Russell Quotes |
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“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
Rita Rudner Quotes |
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“Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex”
Barbara Cartland Quotes |
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“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”
Garry Shandling Quotes |
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey Quotes |
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“Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.”
Scott Roeben Quotes |
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“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
Les Dawson Quotes |
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“Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go”
Harlan Ellison Quotes |
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“The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.”
Marcus Aurelius Quotes |
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