| 9 Silly Quotes
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“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
Josh Groban Quotes |
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“Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.”
Nigerian Proverb Quotes |
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“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield Quotes |
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“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
Mitch Hedberg Quotes |
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“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
Mitch Hedberg Quotes |
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“I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.”
Dr. Seuss Quotes |
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“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
Geraldo Rivera Quotes |
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“Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'”
Mitch Hedberg Quotes |
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“Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!”
Gerard Way Quotes |
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Silly Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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