Silly Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

9 Silly Quotes
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“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
Josh Groban Quotes
“Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.”
Nigerian Proverb Quotes
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield Quotes
“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
Mitch Hedberg Quotes
“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
Mitch Hedberg Quotes
“I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.”
Dr. Seuss Quotes
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
Geraldo Rivera Quotes
“Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'”
Mitch Hedberg Quotes
“Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!”
Gerard Way Quotes