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“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal Quotes |
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx Quotes |
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“If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”
John Lennon Quotes |
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“Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?”
Chuck Palahniuk Quotes |
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“By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes |
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“When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.”
Newton N. Minow Quotes |
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“If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.”
Lily Tomlin Quotes |
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“Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.”
Ani Difranco Quotes |
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“The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.”
Ray Bradbury Quotes |
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“The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.”
T. S. Eliot Quotes |
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“All television is children's television.”
Richard P. Adler Quotes |
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“Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.”
David Letterman Quotes |
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“And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.”
Garry Trudeau Quotes |
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx Quotes |
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“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobel Quotes |
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“Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.”
Ernie Kovacs Quotes |
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“Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.”
Alfred Hitchcock Quotes |
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“Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.”
David Frost Quotes |
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“The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.”
C. L. Gray Quotes |
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“All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?”
Nicholas Johnson Quotes |
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“Television is a corporate vulgarity.”
John Leonard Quotes |
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“Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.”
Lee Loevinger Quotes |
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“Television is the literature of the illiterate, the culture of the low-brow, the wealth of the poor, the privilage of the underprivilaged, the exclusive club of the excluded masses.”
Lee Loevinger Quotes |
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“When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.”
Newton Minnow Quotes |
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“Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.”
Gore Vidal Quotes |
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