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The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
Author: T. S. Eliot
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All television is children's television.
Author: Richard P. Adler
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Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
Author: David Letterman
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And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
Author: Garry Trudeau
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Author: Groucho Marx
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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Author: George Gobel
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Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Author: Ernie Kovacs
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Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock
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Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Author: David Frost
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The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.
Author: C. L. Gray
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All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
Author: Nicholas Johnson
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Television is a corporate vulgarity.
Author: John Leonard
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Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.
Author: Lee Loevinger
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Television is the literature of the illiterate, the culture of the low-brow, the wealth of the poor, the privilage of the underprivilaged, the exclusive club of the excluded masses.
Author: Lee Loevinger
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When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.
Author: Newton Minnow
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Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
Author: Gore Vidal
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Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
Author: Noel Coward
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Author: Ann Landers
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Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.
Author: C.p. Scott
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I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Author: Orson Welles
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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Author: Frank Loyd Wright
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Author: Rod Serling
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Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Author: Ernie Kovacs
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