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32 Television Quotes

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx Quotes

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Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

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By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.

Erma Bombeck Quotes

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The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.

T. S. Eliot Quotes

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx Quotes

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Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

David Frost Quotes

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Television is the literature of the illiterate, the culture of the low-brow, the wealth of the poor, the privilage of the underprivilaged, the exclusive club of the excluded masses.

Lee Loevinger Quotes

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When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.

Newton Minnow Quotes

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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Ann Landers Quotes

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I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles Quotes

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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Loyd Wright Quotes

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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Rod Serling Quotes

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

George Gobal Quotes

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When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.

Newton N. Minow Quotes

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Lily Tomlin Quotes

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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

John Lennon Quotes

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Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.

Ani Difranco Quotes

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The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.

Ray Bradbury Quotes

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All television is children's television.

Richard P. Adler Quotes

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Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.

David Letterman Quotes

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And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.

Garry Trudeau Quotes

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

George Gobel Quotes

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Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Ernie Kovacs Quotes

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Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes

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The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.

C. L. Gray Quotes

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