Thieving Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

22 Thieving Quotes
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“'Tis bad enough in man or woman To steal a goose from off a common; But surely he's without excuse Who steals a common from the goose.”
Unattributed Author Quotes
Source: Epigram, in Carey's "Commonplace Book of Epigrams"
“Who steals a bugle-horn, a ring, a steed, Or such like worthless thing, has some discretion; 'Tis petty larceny: not such his deed Who robs us of our fame, our best possession.”
Francesco Berni Quotes
Source: Orlando Innamorata (canto LV)
“For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the high places of the city, To call passengers who go right on their ways: Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.”
Bible Quotes
Source: Proverbs (ch. IX, v. 14-17)
“To keep my hands from picking and stealing.”
Bible Quotes
Source: Proverbs (ch. IX, v. 14-17)
“No Indian prince has to his palace More followers than a thief to the gallows.”
Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, first Baron Lytton Quotes
Source: Hudibras (pt. II, canto I, l. 273)
“--To live On means not yours--be brave in silks and laces, Gallant in steeds; splendid in banquets; all Not yours. Given, uninherited, unpaid for; This is to be a trickster; and to filch Men's art and labour, which to them is wealth, Life, daily bread;--quitting all scores with "friend, You're troublesome!" Why this, forgive me, Is what, when done with a less dainty grace, Plain folks call "Theft."”
Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, first Baron Lytton Quotes
Source: Richelieu (act I, sc. 2)
“Kill a man's family, and he may brook it, But keep your hands out of his breeches' pocket.”
Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron) Quotes
Source: Don Juan (canto X, st. 79)
“Stolen sweets are best.”
Colley Cibber Quotes
Source: Rival Fools (act I)
“The Frier preached against stealing, and had a goose in his sleeve. [The Friar preached against stealing, and had a goose in his sleeve.]”
George Herbert Quotes
Source: Jacula Prudentum
“In vain we call old notions fudge And bend our conscience to our dealing. The Ten Commandments will not budge And stealing will continue stealing.”
Motto Quotes
Source: of the American Copyright League
“Stolen sweets are always sweeter: Stolen kisses much completer; Stolen looks are nice in chapels: Stolen, stolen be your apples.”
Thomas Randolph Quotes
Source: Song of Fairies
“O villain, thou hast stol'n both mine office and my name! The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: The Comedy of Errors (Dromio of Ephesus at III, i)
“A murderer and a villain, A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe Of your precedent lord, a vice of kings, A cutpurse of the empire and the rule, That from a shelf the precious diadem stole And put it in his pocket--”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: Hamlet Prince of Denmark (Hamlet at III, iv)
“Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself Are much condemned to have an itching palm, To sell and mart your offices for gold To undeservers.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: Julius Caesar (Brutus at IV, iii)
“A plague upon it when thieves cannot be true one to another!”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: King Henry the Fourth, Part I (Falstaff at II, ii)
“Do villainy, do, since you protest to do't, Like workmen. I'll example you with thievery: The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction Robs the vast sea; the moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun; The sea's a thief, whose liquid surges resolves The moon into salt tears; the earth's a thief, That feeds and breeds by a composture stol'n From gen'ral excrement.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: The Life of Timon of Athens (Timon at IV, iii)
“Yet thanks I must you con That you are thieves professed, that you work not In holier shapes; for there is boundless theft In limited professions.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: The Life of Timon of Athens (Timon at IV, iii)
“The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief, He robs himself that spends a bootless grief.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: Othello the Moor of Venice (Duke of Venice at I, iii)
“He that is robbed, not wanting what is stol'n, Let him not know't, and he's not robbed at all.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: Othello the Moor of Venice (Othello at III, iii)
“Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing. 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed.”
William Shakespeare Quotes
Source: Othello the Moor of Venice (Iago at III, iii)
“Never thrust your own sickle into another's corn.”
Syrus (Publilius Syrus) Quotes
Source: Maxims
“Well, well, be it so, thou strongest their of all, For thou hast stolen my will, and made it thine.”
Lord Alfred Tennyson Quotes
Source: The Foresters (act III, sc. 1)