marriage Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

87 marriage Quotes
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“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
Prince Philip Quotes
“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
Mae West Quotes
“I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.”
Benjamin Disraeli Quotes
“Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.”
Washington Irving Quotes
“Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled.”
Henry Ward Beecher Quotes
“Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.”
Benjamin Franklin Quotes
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
“A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.”
William Somerset Maugham Quotes
“Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?”
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
“Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.”
Oscar Wilde Quotes
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Joey Adams Quotes
“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.”
H. L. Mencken Quotes