unix Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

8 unix Quotes
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“If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”
Scott Adams Quotes
“VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.”
W. Davidson Quotes
“Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.”
Eric Allman Quotes
“If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?”
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“Unix is computer-scientology, not computer science.”
Dave Mankins Quotes
“Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT.”
Jonathan Gilpin Quotes
“Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully. Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are. Unix: It's not just 'User-Unfriendly', it's 'Proactively User-Hostile' !”
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“On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the thirteenth day I started adapting my Nintendo for the VME bus.”
Evan Leibovitch Quotes